May 21

national pop a titty for anyone who askes

boy: yo pop a titty?
girl: no why
boy: it’s May 21

girl: oh bet all my girl pop a titty on may 21

by bias May 21, 2022

26th may

pat your shortest friend on the head day

*pats short friends head*

Them- wtf ..whyd you do that
Me- it's the 26th may ??? its pat your shortest friend on the head day :)

by YMDLL May 4, 2022

May 21

May 21 is national give your girlfriend your jersey day! so come on boys

him- are you wearing his jersey?
her- yes!! it’s may 21 national give your gf your jersey day

by Unicornhoe May 20, 2020

May 1

if you are born on may 1st your the kindest, smartest, sometimes a little dumb, person.

Look Addison was born on may 1st. she must me really kind!

by ♉️ November 21, 2020

May 11th

Pat your moms head

Hey Mom May 11th is pat your moms head day and that’s today! Can I pat your head?
(*Pat*) a motion of tapping but with hole hand

by May Ellie Smith February 27, 2021

May 11

ur a bad bitch if u were born on May 11th
i can speak from personal experiences
oh btw ur a taurus

my birthday is May 11th so i am a bad bitch

by TastyAsh April 7, 2022

may 3

the best person ever’s birthday

“hey dude what’s so special about may 3rd?”
“bro that’s the best person’s birthday”

by i.f.y.k.y.k. October 30, 2022