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Mark

The best guy you’ll ever meet. The cutest guy with the biggest heart, the sweetest guy ever. He makes you laugh even when you’re trying to be mad at him, and cares for everyone, even before he cares for himself. He deserves the world and you never want to lose him, trust me. If you know a Mark, do not let him go and don’t hurt him because he does not deserve to be hurt, he is so sweet.
Jess: Hey, who’s that kid over there?
Tiegan: Oh that’s the most perfect guy in the world, Mark! <3
by sdmn :) November 6, 2020
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Mark

Karen's husband even though they divorced within an hour (I don't know how this happens).
Guy: Aye, in my day, a Mark would earn a strap across the legs, sonny.
Grandson: BUT MY NAME'S MARK!
Guy: Lucky I still 'ave the strap!
Grandson: Put two pieces of bread on either side of my head and you've got an idiot sandwich.
by Some-Brainy-Person November 7, 2020
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"That's a pickle." - Mark 2019

"That's a pickle." - Markiplier Sep 3,2019 BIGFOOT INCOMING!!! @Markiplier
"That's a pickle." - Mark 2019
by piperdinkle December 26, 2020
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Squirtation Marks

Cum stains. Either dried semen on skin or wet clothing caused by leakage after sex or being directly ejaculated on.
OMG, I walked to Starbucks after banging Chad this morning, and only realized while standing in line that my shorts had huge squirtation marks from his load.
by BuckyGoldsteen December 28, 2020
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Saint Mark’s discount

When people who go to church together get to know each other in the biblical sense.
“Oh yeah, they’re hanging out now...he gave him the Saint Mark’s discount behind Tavern last weekend.”
by anonymous January 4, 2021
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Marking Lot

DO NOT SAY THIS (only hispanics have the marking lot pass)

you will definitely be labeled a bigot if you say this
Jack: Hey Jerry, say "parking lot, but with a m"

Jerry: "marking lot"

Jack: WOAH YOU CAN'T SAY THAT
by Hhdnzpo7!!! January 9, 2021
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Buffer Marks

When you’re watching DeStache on Twitch, on your 160p toaster and the buffer is too much!
by MS.M-R January 14, 2021
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