jewsh bag

a jewish douche bag . Primarily referring to that uncle and/or any other family member who berates you for being a young modern jew in today's world, usually this person is a hypocrite and is downright obnoxious. the yenta for te modern male jew.

"Man, have you met Misha's uncle?"
"Yeah, dude, he's such a jewsh bag"

by Jack Silverberg December 5, 2007

barf bag

when a woman(or man)is going down on a penis with their mouth and they gag causing them to vomit on the persons testicals.

"that drunk bitch gagged on my junk and gave me a barf bag"

by wooten714 July 16, 2007

duffel bag

A triple layer hook up: doing a girl from behind with condom, boxers, and pants unzipped but still on.

Brent was worried about protection, so he went for the duffel bag.

by lovesthecocky November 8, 2008

donkey bag

a particularly horrendous hangover which entails full body symptoms including; (a) feeling really sick but being unable to vomit without help from your hands down your throat (b) aversion to any food (c) thinking you are capable of sleeping it off but actually feeling worse after a nap and requiring a return to bed etc. etc. Particularly prominent in South Africa and South East Asia with Koh Samui Airport a notable blackspot

Alan Thompson is a key proponent of the donkey bag

by swalshy October 11, 2009

chris bag

the most heinous form of human life. all forms of "bag" blended into to one toxic, atrocious, abominable low life. the highest level of "baggery" in existence. level of "bags" in order from least to worst: dirt bag, sleeze bag, douche bag, scum bag, chris bag

Wow, he really hit rock bottom... a genuine chris bag.

by Ralfie McGuilicuttey October 25, 2010

fidouche bag

A 'fiduciary' or someone charged with the responsibility of handling money that really sucks at it!

You know that Ben Bernaknke turned out to be a real fidouche bag.

Secretary of the Treasury Tim Giethner is a real fidouche bag and his days are numbered.

Did you get the bank loan?
Nah, the loan officer turned out to be such a fidouche bag

by day trader 55 January 27, 2010

bag of shame

1-When one is traveling on a tour bus and expirences the need to deficate, they must line the inside of the toilet with a plastic as to not disrupt the unevolved plummbing system that exists on a tour bus.

2-When your water gets turned off and you have to line the toilet with a plastic bag. Then you dispose of them via some alternate process other htan flushing.

-Oh No man... I have to take out his bag of shame

-Hey guys, look what came out of my butt...
Get that bag of shame out of here.

by Karzabot March 8, 2005