ghost arming

when you lie on your arm until it goes numb and then masturbate so it feels like your being wanked off by someone else

that bird is so fit i am going to ghost arm to her when i get home.

i am sick of not having a girlfriend my arms gone blue from so much ghost arming.

by frogpubes October 5, 2013

ghost dancing

to dance directly behind someone for an extended period of time without their knowldege. Best if played as a game with a partner to see who can ghost-dance the longest period of time.

Did you see me ghost dancing that guy for an entire song?!

by wallywa March 13, 2012

Ghost Ride

A sexual act in which sexual intercourse occurs while one of the participants is asleep (not in a rape kind of way though.) usually occurs after large consumptions of alcohol, middle of the night sex, or that early morning lovin

After that frat party last night, I was so drunk i blacked out during having sex. My Girl Friend continued to ghost ride however, as i would have wanted.

by ghost rider August 6, 2012

Ghost toast

When you go ahead and take your turn to buy a round for your buddy, and you return only to find him passed out on the bar stool. Said scenario creates snowball effect, forcing you to toast to nobody and handle your drink like an adult.

Guy 1: your drink done bro?
Guy 2: byuaaaa, count me in on that big guy!
Guy 1: cool beans I'll right back, don't you go to sleep you on incoherent jerk!
Guy 2: myuhhhh huh!
(returning to the table with drinks several short minutes later)
Guy 1: you have to be fist fu@&ing me!!! Wake up guy 2!!!
Guy 2: ...........
Guy 1: no worries I'll just ghost toast myself bro! NAILED IT!!!

by The 2nd funniest guy in panama October 26, 2011

ghost grind

Ghost grind: the act of performing a dance of grinding sexual nature behind an unsuspecting person at the bar. Preferred ghost grinding music includes Ginuwine's "Pony," or Usher's "You Got It Bad." Or Usher's "Love in This Club."

Really anything by Usher is acceptable.

Dude. I've had about 13 cocktails and it's time to ghost grind on some dudes in here.

by meesh2011 November 10, 2011

Ghost of Paris

A 5'7 ghost wandered the streets until a new opportunity to farm appeared in Miami, FL where he now farms against innocent American farmers. He recently farmed vs FC Dallas but if you shout Europe, he'll disappear

"I saw a ghost last night at the inter-Miami stadium"
"Must've been the ghost of Paris"
"Shout Curaçao and Hong Kong and he'll attack but shout Bayern or Liverpool or even Roma and he'll disappear"
"OK thanks"

by honest pessidog fan August 8, 2023

ghost boy

a boy you see when your alone in a public place. you will never see this boy again, unless you sell your soul. these ghost boys are the love you need. your soulmate.

i went to the mall today, and in the corner of my eye i saw a ghost boy.

by nil$$en May 18, 2020