wifi god

A man or Woman whom can control the WiFi force along with his Pringles can with one fury cat inside

That man is laggein all over the damm place he must be a WIFI god.

Holy shit Ben was just here and fucking disappeared into the WiFi force and he came out right behind me.

by Fuck me in the ass December 15, 2017

Goggle Gods

NO. Stop right there. You didn't read that wrong. No, it's not Google Gods; tsk tsk, such an inferior sauce of knowledge. The Goggle Gods are the all knowing, the past, the present, the future. The Goggle Gods can see into your soul and mind. Not even the rabbit goddess herself can match up on the Goggle Gods. Coined by... Sakura Haruno?

"Praise be to the Goggle Gods."

by Gogglist April 13, 2022

zest god

the zestiest of the zesties, terms used to describe homosexual people.

Person 1: "It's giving slayyy"
Person 2: "Aw hell naw you a zest god"

by tor_cs February 1, 2023

Tiny Gods

An expression that can be used in the place of "OMG!" or "Oh my god!" Most commonly in reference to the stars in the night sky, perhaps as an astrological reference.

"Will you come out drinking and dancing with me?" Martha Whentley asked.

Miloh Mahr replied "Tiny Gods, yes! To great excess. What the hell else is there to do?"

by Tiny Gods August 27, 2014

smegma god

sits all day and works on spread sheets. hoodie covered in schmeggy

Ryan Hubbard is the smegma god.

by EmperorAidan June 21, 2017

freshi god

malverne upperclassmen niggas who love fucking freshman

dami a freshi god omg

by $angria20 November 21, 2019

God It Up

When an unlikely, rare or miracle class event occurs and someone describes it or adds arguably fictional/misleading description that it suggests that it was an action (a) God must have caused or been involved in without any due cause to believe it was interaction by (a) God.

It is used in the same sense if God was replaced with the word pimp. To pimp it up to make it more exiting or a food more varied/sharp by adding extra to it. To God It Up is to describe it in such a way to try and create religious fervor from it.

Person A: Hey I heard that Mary has been going around saying she survived that car crash due to God answering her prayers. What do you think?

Person B: Meh, she's just God It Up a little.

by Comando96 July 17, 2011