Gamer Death

When one is playing Video Games for too long and falls dead. Usually due to gaming TOO hard, but can come onset over a few hours.

To prevent Gamer Death, one can either go to the bathroom, get a drink or snack, or take a short walk once every 3-4 hours.

Guy 1: Did you hear that Jim succumbed to Gamer Death yesterday?

Guy 2: Damn, sucks to see another man fall victim to Gamer Death.

by EngineerDude December 28, 2020

Gamer

Mathias

Mathias is so cool. he must be a gamer

by bababruh September 30, 2020

Gamer Rule 2964

Use banners in Minecraft as waypoints on your map.

A: You have to use banners so we know where our pigfarm is.
B: Wait, what do you mean?
A: You can use banners on maps you dumb fuck.
B: *brain explodes*
A: Thats gamer rule 2964.

by MinekindHD October 23, 2019

It's Gamer Time

Meant to be said before commiting an act that will most definitely turn your life for the worst, for the enjoyment and entertainment of others.

I'm gonna do a backflip off Scott's roof, It's Gamer Time

by Jessie Marcus September 17, 2019

Gamer vents

A natural evolution for a gamer who sits for prolonged periods entertaining their Twitch chat.
Medically known as 'Pilonidal sinus', this occurs when you're flat on your ass every single day. The body begins to develop sinus', or arguably 'vents' that a gamers butt requires in order to breath properly, like a whale that's been bottom feeding for an age.

That Ninja guy must have mega gamer vents, he's on his ass gaming all day everyday!

by Quicksilver550 February 9, 2022

Gamer Gabber

A person who feels the need to keep running their fucking mouth while playing video games.

OMG wtf he is such a Gamer Gabber!!!

by Http.piel January 10, 2016

Smart Gamer

A Gamer who is smart even though plays games all day and night

Person 1:how did you’ve get a “A” even though you play video games all the time
Person 2:I’m a Smart Gamer

by GoldenAnt November 14, 2019