fuck wizard

A magic wizard of black magic fuckery. Typically the term is used to denote a woman with specialized characteristics which include: dingleberryologist, digestor of hot pockets, cum whispering, and connoisseur of blumpkins. The term can both be derogatory and one of endearment.

Hey fuck wizard, pass me the television remote.

by Dr. Dingleberryologist November 20, 2018

kong fucking

When having sex the man balls up both fist and places them at the top of the women's shoulders pressed down on the mattress or whatever so when he thrust into her she will not slide away from the man.

Hey lee me and the wife were screwing the other night and I balled my fist up and put them down on the mattress above her shoulders and man you can tear some pune up like that. Yeah ray you sure can tear some ass up like that . It's called kong fucking

by Jrc 1970 January 16, 2019

Useless fuck

Someone that is good for nothing who cant do anything right

Jim is nothing but a useless fuck.

by Daveyharry July 19, 2018

on fuck nah

(Oh hell nah)

Person 1:yall should date
Person 2 : on fuck nah

by skeeettt December 13, 2017

toe fucking

When the large toe( or more) is inserted into one's anus or a Women's Vagina for pleasure.

Dude I was TOE FUCKING this Hot chick last night she came then licked my toes.

by Ellesdnuts April 24, 2018

fuck hornet

A gigantic fucking bee. It doesn't even have to be a hornet. Just a giant insect that can sting

Jesus Christ! Outside, I saw the biggest fuck hornet of them all!

by A random fucking turnip October 18, 2017

Zoot Fuck

A student of high school or middle school who do any of the following: runs to class; make weird noises; tucks in their shirt; or participates in theater or the fair.

Wow Vince! Look at the Zoot Fucks run to class!

Chase made weird noises today... He may be a zoot fuck.

by Noodle Noah October 30, 2020