nonce cracker

When one of your friends gets raped by a pedo.

Barry: dude did you here that johns a nonce cracker?

by Noncetastic ;) December 9, 2018

Porn Crackers

The state of a post-wank tissue that has been left to grow hard, crunchy, and prawn cracker-esque

Looking in his room for the shoes that Carl had borrowed from me, I found the assortment of porn crackers that he’d been leaving under his bed

by Chris fischer April 21, 2022

cracker-toot

White people that are cracked out on meth or crank.

That cracker-toot was hiding in my backyard when the police came looking for them.

by Carmenkcruea October 15, 2021

caramel cracker

A mix between Mexican and white.

Person: If I were to be racist to you, what could I call you?
Me: A Caramel Cracker!

by N8theH8 August 15, 2024

Cracker Jack

When a group of guys, grab a cracker, and start máster-bating, last guy to ejaculate on the cracker, has to eat up

Ayo, you tryna Cracker Jack at 6:00, with Dane, Austyn, and I?

by Dre2k August 15, 2021

Cracker hole

The first thing a white boy shows you is the hole he punched in his wall one time when he was mad.

See also, Glory hole

This is where I lost my shit and left this cracker hole .

by Chase White April 8, 2017

cracker

a white person who is mean

white person: hey there goes that nigger again
black person: I CAN HEAR U CRACKER

by A.Random.Person384753 September 19, 2021