Midnight Cake

When you are incapable of consuming sugar, but insist on eating copious amounts of cake after the sun has set. Results in crippling migraines.

"Tom went for some midnight cake last night - I heard his head is fucked up this morning!"

by ThePezident May 12, 2014

Cake and Custard

When you creampie a bird and it trickles down to her arsehole.

"That cake and custard is looking marvellous" Says Keith after the gangbang

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

Top Cakes

Everyone is using the word cakes to describe a nice booty so why are the boobs called cakes too. Like cup cakes. So to differentiate between the booty and boobs, I call the boobs ‘Top Cakes’

Man, baby got some nice top cakes.

by Slim5000g August 21, 2021

juney cakes

A prison slang for ass

Imma get them juney cakes

by Tiger7272 January 10, 2018

fadootle cakes

something you say when you don’t want to say the f word

omg mayah what the fadootle cakes

by pro cool kid sophia October 3, 2020

flutter cake

Performing anilingus ( a rim job) while the recipient is passing gas. ( farting in your face)

. Example- I took a girl out to dinner last night and after she made me a flutter cake.

by Twitch9949 October 16, 2015

Chunnel Cake

A fried delicacy, similar to a funnel cake, however its fried outer shell acts mainly as a casing for the massive amounts of melted cheese that the carny injects into it. Usually topped with whip cream and powdered sugar. Not edible.

"Dude, I think that chunnel cake just made me sick."

by NeverSleepsEver September 10, 2010