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graham cracker

a substitution to using derogatory words like "wigger";

a clear, pasty, pink or pale person that has adopted and/or imitates and/or mimics personality traits, or accents, speaking patterns or dialects of continental U.S. brown people.

FYI (aka black people; specifically referred to as African American. (Needless to mention i've never seen an actual "black" person in real life or on tv. And clearly many may resemble Africans and inherited African characteristics and features were born in the U.S. as Americans and have never been to Africa and not considered or accepted as Africans by the native Africans. And don't any have any more ties to the continent, culture or people as any other indigenous Americans regardless of race, color, or creed)

Double meaning/definition:
A ethnic or person of color who is "whitewashed" or expresses himself, or experiences racial dysphoria of being white. AKA "Uncle Tom"
Be proud of your heritage. It's ok to appreciate other cultures. And it's ok to hang out with people of different ethnicities. That's the beauty that beauty that makes the world go around. But you're r trying too hard to be noticed. I agree. Who cares what other people think or say? I'm just telling you because there is an elephant in the room. I think people should mind their own business and let people live their lives how they want minus the judgement. But ignorant people are calling you a graham cracker. The assholes of your kind say that you are just a brown cracker / black but you're still a cracker. It's just a more subtle tactic of people with racial tendencies, fuck em, i know. I just wasn't going to be a part of something everybody knew but you.
by BCakez March 16, 2022
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Cracker

An uneducated white person from Florida or George Aka Handslaper also known as Johnathan Andrew Stowbridge or Solbert9854 on Fortnite
"Man Handslaper is such a cracker"
by Unknownusername42069 April 11, 2023
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Cracker Barrel Baptism

First coined by comedic legend Theo Von, a Cracker Barrel Baptism refers to one person throwing up on another (This Past Weekend, Ep. #478)
“Ole Joe had one too many and gave Tami a Cracker Barrel Baptism while they was dancin”
by StrakeBleeter January 19, 2024
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Graham cracker

White Men who rewatch Lindsey Graham speeches to learn how to feign outrage.
Person 1: I do say, I do say that I am flabbergasted, FLABBERGASTED, that you will not shove this 8 inch dildo up my ass. In all my years in this relationship, I have never seen such a blatant example of self-serving grandstanding.

Person 2: Quit being a Graham cracker and take this 12 inch one.

Person 1: Hmmm.
by Writing Hard March 24, 2022
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cracker lacquering

A verb to describe a white person (only white) repairing or rigging a broken object in a precarious or janky way.

A thoughtful and non-offensive replacement term for n-er rigging for people no apart of the black community

Can be said as cracker lacquer, cracker lacquering, or cracker lacquered.
“Hey bill my trailer just broke down, gah damn. I can’t take my broke frigerator to da dump.”
“Don’t worry Terry, I’ll just get to cracker lacquering this son-a-bich and get er to the dump.”
by Bigpoopooandbigpeepee January 13, 2023
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Snatcher cracker

A female of the white decent who hide coke or other substances in her vagina
by Beatdown banana man July 11, 2024
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Cracker Fave

A white person who is obsessed with bands and likes to smoke pot.
Someone who bows down to bands could be called a cracker fave.
by trevor97 August 26, 2013
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