slim jesus

a complete copy of Eminem (Slim Shady) with only one song that actually went viral a doesn't have any flow and is trash

person 1: hey
person 2: have you heard of the soundcloud rapper
person 1: which one
person 2: i forgot his name, but he is a total slim jesus
person 1: oh god

by swaggerblob November 12, 2017

Jesus Smackdown

When two people with long beards settle their arguments with their fists.

"Dude, did you see those 2 guys with beards fighting?"

"Yeah man, it was a Jesus Smackdown"

by The king of the pirates March 31, 2009

Jesus cock

A hard throbbing long veiny penis used for its Devine holiness women have tried killing themselfs choking on it. Jesus cock are blessed by all the sex gods the jesus cock is one with the universe

.....jesus cock

by She'llsquirtya September 14, 2018

Golden Jesus

A street name for heroin.

Got some golden jesus?

by DanielU3284 April 6, 2008

Jesus envy

A nonbeliever who wishes they did believe in Christianity and Jesus Christ. A nonbeliever who appreciates and envies religious people and religious culture.

I'm an atheist, but whenever I walk by a church I get serious Jesus envy.

by Jackson Montana December 13, 2010

Jesus Christ

My nigga

Brian: My crew is big and it keeps getting bigga, that's cause Jesus Christ is my nigga

by grease_of_sandwich February 20, 2020

jesus sweat

A term used for a nigga that worships the ground the he himself walks on.

Look at this jesus sweat ass nigga Jared.

by blank space June 18, 2014