brandon michael stovall

The absolute most impressive guy on Earth. also means crack head

I wish i could be Brandon Michael Stovall

by asldkfhadfo9iekjh February 27, 2017

brandon yamaguchi

A subtle flex that tends to acquire clout naturally without chasing it. An ATL Wings x Travis Scott connoisseur who casually cops Supreme and works out alone at night. One that gains satisfaction from beer pong victories.

Jon: Hey who should I bring as a plus one to Jenna's rager.

Brittany: Well, since she's catering ATL, I think you should invite a brandon yamaguchi.

by yamalover21 May 8, 2019

Brandon Howard

Former CEO of parchmentpaper.com

Brandon Howard: "Must be tough living life on easy mode"

by urbandictionaryuser232456 May 29, 2024

brandon peppers

The most sexy and charming man alive. His words are so powerful that women flock to him. If you're a girl, get yourself a brandon peppers

Brandon Peppers is the best person that exists. Period.

by BrandonPeppersfan12351 August 14, 2017

Brandon

A piece of shit that would get bullied a shchool and run away from school

Thats my friend brandon

by Hello help me September 12, 2020

Brandon

adjective - used to describe somebody that get no hoes

Jeff: Tom is such a Brandon!
Joe: What does that mean?
Jeff: He gets no bitches!

by bapekid1 January 5, 2025

Brandon

Has a stupid laugh weird as hell but can be nice he’s alright but always annoying and bad at sports

Hey I know Brandon

Who is he
Some twat with a weird laugh

by Julius Kindle June 2, 2020