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boner phone

The secret mobile telephone you utilize for porn viewing pleasure. Typically this phone has a larger screen with sticky smudge marks across the screen.
"Man its a good thing my I use incognito mode on my boner phone, my girlfriend would be horrified knowing what I watch to beat off"
by Lee Keydong April 21, 2015
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Insta-Boner

Something EXTREMELY that gives guys boners the second they see it.
"We're so hot, we're totally insta-boners."

"Dude, have you seen Taylor? She's a total insta-boner."
by dianaandsavvy December 5, 2012
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Boner Death

An event, action, or person that takes the joy out of a good time.
We had awesome seats to see our favorite band at Hollywood Bowl, but the concert got rained out. What a boner death!
by sonofagun7 October 10, 2008
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geek boner

Getting excited over videos games, computer specs, a piece of gear drop on wow, and so on, like you would get if you see a hot girl.
geek boner: Your friend get a new computer and when you look at the specs you cant stand up for 20mins
by zepth007 December 4, 2009
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Boner Doner

"Well, I think boner is another word for mistake, like 'I made a big boner in math class' so maybe Boner Doner means 'I donate mistakes.'" - Hubie's Mom
by mrsdubois October 12, 2020
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Bum Boner

The second boner of the day that you’ve had with your girl and you just know it’s going to last a long time so you’re saving it for her bum.
Baby your ass is so fine I hope to get a bum boner later for it.
by Jimmyxxxj9 August 28, 2021
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Projectile Boner

It can be a touch, sight, smell, or anything SO erotic that you get immediate quality wood. Also can cure extreme cases of the phenomenon known as a "bonershrinker".
Clinton: That maid just gave me a projectile boner, which you ALL know means that I gotta act on it. I hope my career won't be harmed.
by Reverend J. Izzy Commodde October 2, 2010
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