The secret mobile telephone you utilize for porn viewing pleasure. Typically this phone has a larger screen with sticky smudge marks across the screen.
"Man its a good thing my I use incognito mode on my boner phone, my girlfriend would be horrified knowing what I watch to beat off"
by Lee Keydong April 21, 2015
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by sonofagun7 October 10, 2008
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geek boner: Your friend get a new computer and when you look at the specs you cant stand up for 20mins
by zepth007 December 4, 2009
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by mrsdubois October 12, 2020
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Clinton: That maid just gave me a projectile boner, which you ALL know means that I gotta act on it. I hope my career won't be harmed.
by Reverend J. Izzy Commodde October 2, 2010
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