swing the bacon

another way of 'milking the bull' giving a male a hand job and rotating the penis in a helicopter action

here lawd did ye here that about that Holly one? she sure likes to swing the bacon

by cantbelievethissh*t February 4, 2012

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Ass Bacon

unattended ass cheese that lurks inside your crack for days and then forms into bite sized poop cheese with a strong oder of bacon.

Damn dude you smell like ass bacon. When was the last time you wiped your ass?

by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022

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Someone who is a great friend and kick ass wingman.. best dude at MHS. Good at bowling and tennis, and loves trying new things. Talks to all the birds but sadly finds himself in the friend zone... Usually because he's put himself there, trying not to get tied down. If he's quiet just, just ask him what's up.

Person 1: Man who's that guy over there?
Person 2: That's Bacon... everyone knows him!

by Lapiz996 February 13, 2023

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BBQ Bacon Burger

Something funny Coach from the video game Left 4 Dead 2 says.

Coach: I could go for a... BBQ Bacon Burger, a large order of fries, orange soda with no ice, and a piece of hot apple pie!
Nick: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Coach: Mista... I don't think I like yo attitude.

by pussyhound420 October 29, 2023

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Bacon Bush

The unfortunate crossing of a womans meat curtains and werewolf pussy, creating a hairy,meaty mess.

Well we where really getting hot and heavy then I took her panty's off and realized she had a bacon bush and immediately walked out.

by Dr_PigFinger December 30, 2020

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krispy bacon

The best, krispiest, most amazing bacon that has ever existed. A great friend, mod, and bacon. KrispyBacon loves EDM, extra curricular substances, and cats. W Krispy, everyone deserves one.

Krispy Bacon is the best bacon in the world.

by fitvixxen July 3, 2024

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