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Oatmeal ass

A person with a saggy ass, typically gloating about how gorgeous they are, and thinking they rule the world. In reality, they own nothing but a ass that has the appearance of two sacks of oatmeal being taped to their body.
"Omg! Look at her oatmeal ass!"
"Only old men would like that . Yuck."
by AnotherBrunetteBitch March 21, 2015
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Slappy-assed

Piss-poor work.

Slappy-assed is defined as performance being lazy, haphazard, incomplete, shit work. Example: My landlord's repair guy did slappy-assed work, " I said pointing to my toilet duct taped to the wall. Slappy-ass means
Slappy-assed is defined as performance being lazy, haphazard, incomplete, shit work. Example: My landlord's repair guy did slappy-assed work, " I said pointing to my toilet duct taped to the wall. Slappy-ass means
by blossombaby December 2, 2021
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Ass-tick

Someone who climbs up into a persons psychological domain there by attaching themselves with the express intent of causing severe mental and physical irritation of which relief can be extremely difficult, if not impossible!
Ass-ticks will usually spring into action without motivation or encouragement, just the satisfaction of having interrupted the flow of normalcy or unnerved innocence is their reward.

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by Boo-HV August 16, 2017
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FLANK ASS

YOU SEE THAT GIRL SHE HAD A FLANK ASS!!!!
by COOKIEMONSTER2008 February 25, 2009
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bomb ass

Damn That was a Bomb Ass baked potato!
by Hoss monkey fuck December 18, 2017
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ass fu

Ass fu is the fight between the smell of your feces and the smell of the feces of the person next to you in the bathroom. This also works for farts.
I was taking a dump at work the other day and a guy walked into the stall next to me. After a minute, I had to get up and leave because his ass fu was stronger than mine.

Bob cleared out the entire office the other day with his fart. His ass fu is strong.
by deathfordough June 10, 2013
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ass-shart

When a place/thing smells like weed and shit at the same time.
Me: DUDE! The hallway smells like total ass-shart!

Dude: Some one musta ripped a big one!
by alenboiy12783 November 21, 2019
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