asian bob

white boy that thinks their name is robbie and they are asian but are actually asian fishing

“asian bob is a white boy”

by jeffpeffneff August 24, 2021

asian shrimp

When an Asian has a dry dick

“Ay man I heard you were fucking chloe” “yesterday”
“Nah man”
“Why not”

“Cause I got an Asian shrimp”

by Hitler-one-four-five December 19, 2018

asian typewriter

Someone who uses the phrases "Ya" or "Def" in short of "Definitely". These people usually talk like they just swallowed a load of cum, and are on a sugar high from 4 nights ago.

Damn that sex was good last night.
Ya
You're such a fucking asian typewriter

by wapgiokjtmahouwhna December 20, 2017

asian pizza

A pizza mostly featuring dead animals and being disgusting. Also a video made by Filthy Frank, as one of the "Cooking Raps" videos.

Person 1: I made some Asian pizza yesterday to piss PETA off.

Person 2: Wow, that's fucking disgusting and filthy.

by JustWantedFood August 06, 2017

Asian parents

they're mostly strict and dominant.

it's probably because of cultural values.

In most Asian countries, authority is deeply honored and you must respect your elders.

person a: i have those asian parents
person b: i feel bad for u

by VivianR34 May 13, 2023

Asian

Someone with a small penis

Your a asian

by Jakkshak June 21, 2019

Asian The Andrew

- Most cool person.
- Has a 4.0 GPA throughout middle and highschool.
- Has a 12-Inch Ravioli at the subway he works at.
- Very funny dude.
- Jungkook Bias.
- Thinks peter is overrated and fell off + ratio, low IQ (probably under 0.8), maybe have a severe case of autism.)
- Asian is the best person in the world.
- Likes fried rice.
- Lil Nas X Good, YB Overrated ASF.

Asian The Andrew- Hey, they got fried rice over there?
Someone - No.
Asian The Andrew - Commit the not alive.

by SENPAI REP ME FOR COOKIE December 13, 2021