Really hot guys that you will never have because they are too good for you so all you can do is be in denial and watch as they get taken by another girl.
Friend 1: Bro. Did you see that new guy? He is so hot!
Friend 2: Ya. He IS really hot! He is also Asian.
You: Hold up. Is he they guy I used to be friends with?
Friend 1: Ya. Sucks for you tho. He got a total glow up and now is HOT.
Friend 2: Imagine. Just imagine.
Friend 2: Ya. He IS really hot! He is also Asian.
You: Hold up. Is he they guy I used to be friends with?
Friend 1: Ya. Sucks for you tho. He got a total glow up and now is HOT.
Friend 2: Imagine. Just imagine.
by I like hot Asian guys. Not you April 21, 2023
Get the Asian mug.A paradigm in which inevitability is posited as a unit-of-free-will.
This contrasts with European paganism in which inevitability is viewed as pre-determinism.
This contrasts with European paganism in which inevitability is viewed as pre-determinism.
The experience of Asian mysticism demonstrates that fatalism has two sides: in European mythology fatalism is a form of pre-determination. In Asian mysticism fatalism is a unit of free-will.
by fightfacilities January 3, 2021
Get the Asian mysticism mug.The theory that all Asians are different. You may be thinking, "they all look the same", but this could not be more false. Asians look different because of their different geographic locations they have originated from. That is why, if you really pay attention you will be able to see Asians from different areas are all slightly different. These geographic differences account for many things including the different layers in their eyes, making them smaller, it effects their driving capabilities, and accounts for their small genitalia.
Timmy had 3 car accidents, therefore we know his nationality was Philippino. We know this because of the theory of Asian Evolution.
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Get the asian goalie mug.The asian moms who are very strict and will not hesitate to slap you 20 times with a Chancla. These moms are often in their 30-40s and hate your guts. They are total cleanfreaks too and if you leave a single spec of dust on your windowsill they with focking murder you. They also don't know that you can't pause an online game and will drag you by your ear to clean your room.
''MOMMM STOP BEING SUCH AN ASIAN AZZ BOTCH!"' ''You asian azz botch, i cant pause an online video game!!!!!''
by daliwaq.org January 23, 2020
Get the Asian Azz Botch mug.A toad that's burnt in the road that's also is a sh**t stain who pretents to be Asian or Korean but has no Real Asian or Korean bloodline and also tricks and burns the World.
#1 Dang that girl is Koraisian. #2 Naw. She not from Asia or Korea. She's just Fake Asian. Not a real Blackanese. Careful she'll burn you. #2 YIKES!!!
by Catisaqueen May 26, 2021
Get the Fake Asian mug.A massage given by an asian at a massage parlor that includes a spunk spurting. The massage giver squeezes your dick or gives a penis pump to the point of ejaculation. It is customary during almost all massages given by females to their male client. They may or may not ask for an agreement on tip before giving it.
Rack nems: yo dawg we going to the asian Pp massage place tonight?
Stanley anderson: Ya brah, that girl Miwa game me a huge penis pump last time and i blasted her with my baby batter.
Stanley anderson: Ya brah, that girl Miwa game me a huge penis pump last time and i blasted her with my baby batter.
by anonymous May 14, 2022
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