The BITCH side

Being on the side that you know will get you outta something even if it goes against your homies.

2. Lying about something just to seem cool.

Yo Kyle joined the bitch side by telling jenny he got home at nine.

by JuggaloFamilyMemba April 10, 2010

Side Schwerpcing

To use a friend's influence with a person with the intention of sleeping with them.

He's been side schwerpcing all evening.

by FuriousHelm September 26, 2009

West Side Guido

Someone of southern decent who decides to leave the great steat of Texas and move to California. Similar to a "guido" from Jersey. West Side Guidos think they'll become somebody by the move and usually end up "playing for the other team".

Look at Gayburn over there... he's acting just like a West Side Guido! I bet he'll be eating a mustard and man-ass sammich for lunch today. Oh well, I guess it's his business if he likes to get jackhammered by fruitcakes in Cali!

by d-rob all the time December 29, 2009

crunkie-sided

not balanced. not level. not even.

1. That table with one short leg is all crunkie-sided.

2. I'm gonna knock you upside your crunkie-sided head hard enough to balance you out!

by jonboy's mom January 3, 2010

razor side respect

having very little respect for someone

Man I have razor side respect for that dude.

by Your moms boyfriend November 30, 2009

east side Sagittarius

Guys n Gals born right after the last warmer moons in autumn. Piss them off and they'll knock nock the frost off your assmear when winter comes. That's the only time they will have your back. They're up for gain and are very attracted to thier parents whom always get to cloth them and keep huge eyes out for them. They love burgers, white flowers, streams and swimming. For some reason they can group in twos and like it that way when they want to play game. They would rather be warm than cold any day. The don't really like gifts but gift giving, as they just want to feel warmth in their heart, they desire true complexion, great words of the mind, and crave fruits of passion. They are respected for their dignity and honest pleasures rather than bickering they hate the cold.

I'm a east side Sagittarius here my Raaa brrr it's cold.

East side Sagittarius probably google more than anyone.

by googleadear December 15, 2009

Side Trot

Asian female reproductive organ

Hey look at that Asian girl. I bet she has an amazing side trot.

by MJHSballer December 31, 2010