stumped cow

A cow that is trained to back up to a stump in order to be fucked by a human

Bessie is such a well trained stumped cow that all Jonathan has to do is walk up to the stump.

by Scottypotty2 April 18, 2018

cow

probably your english teacher

tom: what a cow
olivia: ikr

by haillovichi April 27, 2021

Moo Cow Kitty Fuckmilk

A girl that is so self centered that she could care less who or how she hurts her man, as long as she is getting someones jizz.

I had no idea that I had fallen in love with a Moo Cow Kitty Fuckmilk kinda girl....

by Frank (The Wiseguy) White September 10, 2021

Get up on that cow!

Go faster and get your stuff together

You’re going to slow it’s a highway, Get up on that cow!

by Cash money 200 April 25, 2024

Holy cow

A holy cow

Holy cow! It’s a holy cow!

by I need help 2023 April 25, 2023

The cows in Earthworm Jim

I swear bruh wth is with these cows in all of the Earthworm Jim games, Like James Rolfe said, Is it an inside joke? Seriously why cows bro, this question might not be ever answered. Anyway, the cows in Earthworm Jim is a joke/ reference in the games.

Dude I just beat Earthworm Jim 2, and then princess What's Her Name just Turned into a cow, and then Psy- Crow just turned into one two, what is the thought process of this?!?!? This is another blunder of the Cow references in these games, why tho!!!?! The cows are a joke/ reference definitely. The Cows In Earthworm Jim back at it again.

by Gabe_Motherboard May 8, 2023

Killing a cow with an Onion Ring

Doing something Unreasonable; trying for something that will never happen

Guy1: I'm gonna ask suzzie to the Prom
Guy2: Your just killing a cow with an onion ring dude. That will never happen.

by __Monotone__ May 31, 2018