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candied pig

When you bukakke all over a fat chick, then cover her with sugar so it sticks, then punch her in the mouth so she squeals like a pig, then stuff your balls in her mouth
Barney: damn i gave a candied pig to the feminist next store yesterday
Ted: *highfives*
by furry_ballsacks March 6, 2017
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defrock the pig

Stripping an overweight clergyman of his ordained duties
The pope told his right hand bishop, we really need to defrock the pig when portly friar comes back from vacation.
by Thorette July 22, 2016
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spider pigging

When someone doesn't bring food or booze with him to The barber shop.
Mario Spider pigging us again. Now he doesnt care. He thinks it's easy.
by YouLookIt! January 7, 2017
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PIG-A-POTAMUS

An individual that has mastered the way of the ugly, emits a foul odor (only detected on the instance they pass by you) nose resembles that of a pig, has a distinct way that it carries itself a way that shows it thinks it better than everyone( kinda like a linebacker ...very dangerous kill on sight
yooo omg dude do u see that pig-a-potamus across the street... ohhhh thats what that smell is?!?!... yeah man i think the petting zoo is in town.
by ANTI PIGAPOTAMUS PATROL (APP) October 13, 2012
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bounce pig

the name u cant fucking give your spoink in pokemon xy
"Did you catch a spoink?" "Yeah man but i couldnt name it bounce pig im so fucking pissed"
by dudeman1372648i7 October 15, 2013
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sludge pig

young lg's who think their hot shit and stick there asses out while ...well prancing around. usually want to get rid of their virginities just so they feel better about having sex with numerous people. tend to wear 6 pounds of cover up and eye liner and usually have greasy hair. they copy everyone else because their insecure little bitches. they also have a habit of hanging out with other peoples boyfriends.
by dunnanana June 29, 2011
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Pig Leg

Any kind of hand rolled cigarette that is inconsistent in shape; due to clumsy inexperienced hands. Typically characterized as being fatter on one end or the other or even in the center.
"Look at the goofy ass pig leg hanging from that dude's mouth."

"No shit, what a bumblefuck!"
by BacKWasH234 October 7, 2011
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