jacked as shit

When a person thinks that they are really strong with enormous muscles, but in reality they are small.

-Soccer Player: Hey bra, I just maxed out at 140 on bench!

-Football Player: Wow, dude! Ur jacked as shit!

-Soccer Player: I know, right?

by mtnt69 May 8, 2011

Jack Nugget

Someone Who is very annoying, Stupid only cares about them self.

Trevor's such a Jack Nugget!

Why Am I friends With That Jack Nugget Trevor..

by AriXMiku October 6, 2010

Apple Jacked

Have your ipod stolen or "jacked".

I left the windows down in my car and I got apple jacked.

by S-ter September 25, 2008

jack tunstall

a tall dickhead who needs to khs

oh jack tunstall can pull down the board

by dickhead jones November 22, 2016

Jack Duff

An irish lad who is in a boyband called roadtrip. Quite weird, especially when with Brooklyn bit overall funny and kind.

Jack Duff is a sexy Irish man that is better than Niall Horan

by Arty_Roadie August 11, 2019

Jack Stokes

Small penis guy who's a chunky monkey

HAahaha jack stokes small penis

by smalldickhayden June 23, 2020

Jack Martin

The retarded kid who always does the most stupid things and never learns his lesson. He will jump out of a window and break his leg and say “wow, that was fun”. He is the guy who runs out on a football field naked, he will talk back at a teacher with no remorse, and he will always be this way even when he is in his 40’s he will still be the most immature man you know.

Don’t be such a jack Martin, your gonna get yourself killed.

by Doritokale November 8, 2017