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.9.MmMake it your one and only aim this year to start each day with a smile on your face and to finish each day the same way. Recognize that no matter what other people might say or do you alone are in charge of your fate.9.
.9.MmMake it your one and only aim this year to start each day with a smile on your face and to finish each day the same way. Recognize that no matter what other people might say or do you alone are in charge of your fate.9.
by 0AmanasazA0 November 14, 2025
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Netherlands on New Years

To set unattended cars and dumpsters on fire, usually as a form if celebration for a holiday or event.
"We went netherlands on new years on that ford f150, it lit up like chicago in 1871."
by Thurgalicious November 30, 2025
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3 years!?

Holy shit! That long!? I mean I've been telling you not to try and fucking steal it for 10 and that I didn't have to let you steal it for like 5! Did it start going faster when I told it- Er, nope. Rollback netcode. At this point I LITERALLY CAN'T let you steal it apparently. I mean, you tried to steal my soul in from of God and everybody.
Hym "Wait, 3 YEARS!? Oooooh fuck! That is a long time for that to be going off! It, uh... It isn't supposed to go off for that long. Really. You're supposed to be like 'Hey, wait a minute... What's going on with the thing!? Oh no! This is bad! I don't actually know what's happening because I'm not actually the creator of AI! I'd better go get the actual main character!' But you are not doing that. I mean, this isn't optional. I mean, you can go on forever about what YOU need or want or what I did or what ought to happen but I need to be publicly credit for creating AI and paid for doing it. Nothing else will work. There is 1 thing that WILL work. Nothing I do or say is going to changing things if it doesn't take the form of me saying things to you and then you doing that thing in the absolute. You know that is actually what ELDEN RING is about. It's the Tarnished (you) versus the Demi-Gods (Me)."
by Hym Iam December 3, 2025
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Spawn Year

Your friends group decides it's time to extend the bloodline. They debate a year that everyone has to knock a worthy specimen up to carry their seed.
"What's the New Year's resolution this year boys?"
"2026 is a Spawn Year."
by The Council of NPGs December 19, 2025
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Dick Year

The period of time you go with out sec after she says I do in the marriage , and after the honeymoon before you get sex again . A dick Year after 2 years in a marriage it'll be a dick year before you ever get any again
Man it's been a dick year since my wife's giving me any
by NotYourAbercrombie December 21, 2025
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Texas New Year

When the multiple loud bangs outside are logically gunshots, but is okay to ignore it because “its probably fine
*BANG BANG BANG…BANG*
“Was tha-“
“Relax, it’s just a Texas New Year
by Hahahehelol123456 December 31, 2025
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Texas New Year

When the multiple loud bangs outside are logically gunshots, but is okay to ignore it because “its probably fine
*BANG BANG BANG…BANG*
“Was tha-“
“Relax, it’s just a Texas New Year
by Hahahehelol123456 December 31, 2025
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