Turtle biscuit

• Someone who is funny and always makes you laugh. Never a dull moment.

• What you call your best friend when they are being silly af and make you laugh too much.

"I cant stand you right now, ur such a turtle biscuit."

by SlangOfASavage May 14, 2020

peter turtle

A Peter Turtle is the act of being so lonely that you have no choice but to sit home watch netflix and masterbate using your own tears as lubercation.

Hey Dale did you see that guy at lunch, poor fella he seems like a real Peter turtle.

by Maddog55 October 25, 2019

ninja turtle

when someone opens up to their fear or tells a deep story about themselves, but is interrupted by someone who says something unnecessary or asks some nonsense. the phenomenon is called beeing "ninja turtled"

"I told my deepest fears but was interrupted by an ninja turtle"

by Merihaka July 29, 2021

Turtle Smasher

A term used for getting gnar or fucking shit up.

Did you see him shit on the counter? That was so Turtle Smasher!

by Titty Kitty November 29, 2012

turtle face mushroom-head

Someone you feel is the finest piece of ass on this planet. The most gorgeous girl in the world. Not a 10, 20, 100. This is the Dime of Dimes I’m talking about. Whatever you see when you close your eyes and think of perfection. This bitch is it!!

Turtle face mushroom-head

Paul: Hey mayne, you know that Melissa chick?

Greg: ...The one that be with that Giuseppe cat?

Paul: Yeah, yeah.. that broad is a total turtle face mushroom-head. Feeeewwwww-wwwweeeee

Tommy: You see that, turtle face mushroom-head. Phew. Almost made my lung collapse for real.

by The Real RopeJump December 25, 2018

Laundry turtle

Noun. When you fill a laundry basket way over the top, then drape a towel over the pile and tuck it into the sides of the basket so nothing will fall out while carrying. The result resembles a turtle shell, and sometimes it will have little 'legs' of laundry items sticking out of holes in the basket.

I waited too long to do laundry, now im definitely gonna have to make a laundry turtle

by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! July 23, 2024

baby sea turtle

the fucking cutest little beings made on planet earth.

"did you see those fucking cute ass baby sea turtles!?"

by bunz1983 September 6, 2016