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Weed Blonde

A hair colour which could be described as a being somewhere between blonde and pale green, creating a disgusting weed colour. People who are weed blonde are often very untrustworthy or suspicious, and do not remember their own talents. Huh.
Ew, look at that guys hair, it's, like, weed blonde. I bet he's a jerk.
by Fennec Burger December 25, 2016
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pube weed wacker

When you shave your pubes and they are such a big forest that the razor (weed wacker) gets caught in your pubes and you have no other choice but to tear it off the crotch.
Becky, last night I had a pube weed wacker happen to me and now my crotch hurts!
by Mama lama December 30, 2016
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weed

the only thing that makes me happy
when she’s sad she smokes weed
by juliaann January 3, 2020
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girl weed

The best weed in the game. Unlike the boy weed plant this girl makes the shit you can smoke out tha bong.
Im growing a girl weed I can't wait to role that shit up and have the time of my life.
by long shlong skalts January 20, 2020
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baked weed

The residue leftover in a smoked doobie. Concentrated with resin - including high concentrations of THC oil.
Bro lets bong the leftover baked weed - I'm broke as fuck
by MKChongz February 10, 2020
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Weed

Yo u got some weed

Dealer:ye got some super Mario kart purple haze
by Ryan Bromley February 16, 2020
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Bum Weed

Weed deemed unsellable to customers, passed off for free or dirt cheep in large quantities.

Known to weight out light due to bud immaturity, have low thc potency, and when cut down before the "flush" (where the plant food chemicals are flushed out by only watering the crops in the last weeks before harvest) can be rough and potentially harmful smokes.
"That Bum Weed you got me gave me a damn chest infection!!"

"Bruh this Bum Weed smells like fucking tea"

"I don't even know if this Bum Weed is safe to cook with"
by Crhubarb February 21, 2020
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