billionaire doors

Doors on a car which are different from the standard hinged car doors, frequently found on Lambos, McLarens and minivans.
I had to sell my McLaren. Now I have a fucking Maserati with car normal doors, not billionaire doors.
by kirkandorules December 18, 2021
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Morrison of doors

Construction Unit: an lethal overdose amount of doors
Person 1: what happened here?

Person 2: there was an accident.
Person 1: please explain.
Person 2: the cops came and left behind this Morrison of doors for me to clean up.

Person 1: where’s the front door?
by Jen Bird October 03, 2023
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Door squid

The remnants of a guy ejaculating onto a door. Found most commonly on the inside or porta-potties with the resulting shape roughly resembling a squid
Man, those bathrooms are gross, especially with all the door squids in the stalls
by Humantapeworm November 15, 2019
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Screen door stinks

When someone looks so dirty or looks like they come from a dirty house.
His clothes are dirty his hair is a mess it looks like his screen door stinks.
by MissAmerika521 January 25, 2024
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Door Bell

If you call your friend a door bell, most likely, she is short and doesn't know what "paying back" means
by Idkehjfksjwnjr February 12, 2021
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door-laches

A law dat prevents someone from hollering about a gate's being left unsecured if said closable barrier has been in said undone state for a long period of time.
As often as James Herriot had vehemently reminded Farmer Ripley about the broken gate that kept causing him injurious grief every time he had to open or shut it, there is little chance that said lazy farmer could bring a door-laches claim against said hapless country-vet for his indignant and aggravated protests regarding said deteriorated barrier.
by QuacksO December 04, 2020
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Fanning Doors

When an inexperienced firefighter has to open every compartment door on a firetruck to locate a specific tool.
There goes BIll fanning doors again to find the hose stretcher.
by Fire Marshal Billy March 18, 2020
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