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shit show

A television show you turn on for young children when you have to poop but can’t trust them not to burn down the house or kill each other without supervision. “Shitters” often spend the next 30 minutes sitting on the toilet wondering why they had kids in the first place.
The kids were being so bad I had to put on a shit show so I could poop in peace.
by Khahnman August 1, 2022
mugGet the shit showmug.

Cock showing

A competition between two males to see who is the biggest swinging dick aka “cool guy”
There was a major cock showing when John and Jim competed over who had more swagger with the ladies
by KK901 October 2, 2019
mugGet the Cock showingmug.

Show stressed

When you are trying to keep up with too many shows at one time
"I can't remember what happened on which show anymore. I think I'm getting show stressed".
by Cdub13 July 31, 2016
mugGet the Show stressedmug.

Show On!

Show On is a cheering expresion you say to someone. The term was created by royo in his second studio album called Show On, Seamus.
show on! mother, everything will be alrigh
show on! friend, the sun will shine on us again
show on! do your best!
by handledeeznuts333 February 20, 2023
mugGet the Show On!mug.

show me your nails

When you ask your partner (in this instance a woman in general) to show their nails and another things more explicitly as she can take

Her breast in her hands
-"i asked her "show me your nails" and she sent a pic of her tits with her nails over them"
-"what color where the nails?"
-"huuh idk"
by Trunkishamuel January 1, 2022
mugGet the show me your nailsmug.

Show

Arrive or attend an appointment or gathering.
Her date fails to show.
by Arminkshipper June 20, 2024
mugGet the Showmug.

Reality/game show moron

Someone who's been on mindless reality TV long enough they try and turn other people into mindless people. Someone who starts to think everything in life is a test, a game, or an obstacle to overcome, since that is what they do on TV.
The reality/game show moron thought if someone brought up the subject of sex, instead of death, taxes, or sports, that the person was testing people. So to some people it's okay to talk about death, even gruesome deaths, car accidents, fires, but people should feel weird about talking about sex, or they should feel like they're on a stupid fuckin reality show where you have to laugh at everything everybody says otherwise you feel like an awkward moron.
by Solid Mantis August 9, 2020
mugGet the Reality/game show moronmug.

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