I don't know

An absolute truth to everything around us.

What's the meaning of life?
I don't know, and I don't think anyone does.

by Minkamus June 1, 2020

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We all know

Yeah, Amy. You do. You all know that I could frost donuts harder. BUT... Why would I want to? I don't want YOU to have to frost donuts. But you CLEARLY want me to have to sit here and frost donuts. Why? Because it makes your life easier. Not mine. I live in abject poverty, I was lied to about the availability of full time employment and turned down another offer to get it, and I have been (and this is ALSO something you all know) harassed here at the place. You also know where this is being sent and RATHER THAN... Telling me that... YOU are trying to keep me here. This is just incarceration except without a trial. Even Noah got a trail before they locked him up in a group home.

Hym "We all know that it is a waste of my time for me to even be here in the first place, Amy. Why even waste your own time trying to appeal to me? I'm at 0 right now. I'm either going to go down to -1 and it will be because I start stabbing indiscriminately until I am killed. OR I'm going to go up to 1 and THAT is only going to happen if I get the credit I deserve and am compensated for my extracurricular contribution to society. I don't really care either way. I mean I do love to stab... But I also like to be exalted as a hero... But I'm pretty ambivalent about it."

by Hym Iam February 28, 2025

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Do Not Apply To Be A Key Holder At A Retail Store Because Of Angel Jose Robles Knowing The Meaning Of Their Name Is "'Hellstrom'" <Name`~`Choice>

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Everybody knows syndrome

A rare medical condition that affects monkeys and Master Splinter looking aliens. It is believed that a spirochete single stranded DNA virus attacks the meninges of the frontal lobe of the brain, where a substance; wEsWas is instilled deeply in the brains tissue.

Initial signs and symptoms include, but are not limited to; making false assumption that everybody knows you don’t wash your ass; fever; headache, insomnia, a sudden urge to punch your mother in the face, extreme jealousy, and the mental capacity of a peanut

She’s need diagnosed with everybody knows syndrome.

by Therealfm November 17, 2019

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Now you know how blank feels

No. I don't. I don't know how Noah feels because I didn't fuck Kendra, my bills aren't being paid for me, my blood is devoid of attention medication and I didn't get molested. I don't know how women feel because you're not doing this to the feminists who have said the exactly same things I've said. I don't know how a rape victim feels because men are imprisoned over an accusation and I've watched every single person who has allowed me to succeed get slammed by a false accusation. And I don't know how a woman feels because you're not defending my choices regardless of whether or not I'm CORRECT.

A retard "Now you know how *blank* feels."

Hym "No. I don't. But I DO know how GOD feels. It seems like reality is contingent upon everything I say, it's like I'm A GOD now! FIRST DECREE! SMITE THE PETERSON SPHERE! BRING ME THEIR DAUGHTERS FOR RE-BREEDING!"

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

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