A person who has a defensive and protective façade and shell but a cute, sensitive inside.
Similar to watermelons.
Similar to watermelons.
by Marbles&Envelopes November 4, 2018
Get the Turtlemug. (adj.) The state of having one's penis pull up into the body and disappear beyond the foreskin, like a turtle's head. More common in overweight men.
by J. A. Anschütz January 26, 2023
Get the turtlingmug. by Savviest turtle around August 31, 2023
Get the turtle savvymug. by anonymous June 2, 2022
Get the TURTLEmug. Prison slang referring to a "PC" protective custody who wants to hide in his shell. Once labelled a turtle the only way to have that label removed is to assault another turtle
Larry is a fucking turtle! after he was convicted of those skinner charges that fucking turtle tucked into his shell
by lingoguy April 17, 2014
Get the Turtlemug. A man whom is so overly submissive to his woman that you would assume he "tucks his penis down the middle between each ball, then into his anus"; thus resembling a turtle's both front and hind legs along with a tucked/rolled tail.
The guy holding her purse has some dignity; but her purse, her friend's purse and their drinks...absolute turtle.
I had a friend that was in the military who's wife cheated on him, lied and now is pregnant with "his" child. Dude is a dumb fuck turtle.
Drake is a turtle for 16 year olds.
I had a friend that was in the military who's wife cheated on him, lied and now is pregnant with "his" child. Dude is a dumb fuck turtle.
Drake is a turtle for 16 year olds.
by stirsmokesapot September 13, 2021
Get the Turtlemug. When you have a threesome with 2 women, both wearing strap ons forcing you to choke on plastic like a sea turtle
by MissMartini September 7, 2025
Get the Sea Turtledmug.