child

tommyinnit. tommyinnit is a child

randomer: hey! who’s that child over there?

philza minecraft: oh that’s just tommyinnit

by gnflefttoe October 9, 2021

Fatherless child

a fatherless child is someone who doesnt have a dad or who grow up with aka the dad or father went to the store to get some milk

Charlie: why dont i have a father
Mom: you mean why are you fatherless child
Charlie: yes
Mom: o yeah your father went to the store to get da milk

by Ezed69 October 28, 2022

smart child

someone who procrastinates and leaves projects and test studying until the last minute, but then magically turns on 120% of their brain power to get everything done on time, often at 2 am, and gets away with it because they still manage to get good grades somehow

the smart child who complained about bs-ing the test on three hours of sleep and their last fried brain cell got a 98

by on my last brain cell December 2, 2024

middle child day

the 26th of july

what’s today? it’s middle child day the 26th of july

by purple107 July 26, 2021

Inside child

A child who parents are together, Betrothed or married

Inside children are the best for a happy life

by 459395 June 1, 2023

Pro-child romantic preference

Aka. P.C.R.P.; When an individual is only romantically attracted to people who wants and or has children, regardless of whether they prefer to adopt children or have

Emily has a pro-child romantic preference, for she will only date people who want to have kids with her.

by Vanguard 1998 April 11, 2021

child

A person who is immature or annoying

That child is so annoying they stole my lunch. Or.
That child pulled my chair out from under me.

by tacoman69420 November 30, 2020