When someone leaves their colostomy opening exposed allowing for sexual penetration in lieu of sodomy, due to the rerouting of the anus.
by All Bets Hedged January 6, 2021
Get the Left the Side Door Openmug. A door used to access the attic, generally your best option when needing to perform work in the attic.
Mike asks "hey, how do I get in my attic?"
Jake answers "have you considered using the attic access door? They're great for accessing the attic"
Mike responds "wow, what an innovative idea, I never considered that. Thank you!"
Jake answers "have you considered using the attic access door? They're great for accessing the attic"
Mike responds "wow, what an innovative idea, I never considered that. Thank you!"
by Bowel plow July 8, 2023
Get the Attic Access Doormug. The "Door Ritual" is where you get up from the office desks and go to the entrance of the store to choose your next customer, opposed to waiting for a customer to talk in the store and them choosing you or somebody else to work with.
by MarxusTheeGOAT April 1, 2023
Get the Door Ritualmug. call someone a penis door hinge slammer if they have a 50ae desert eagle rammed into the roof of their mouth and then they will turn around suck your dick the slam it in a door hinge and swallow the snapped of bit of erect penis, hence the name
by CheeseCake420e October 28, 2020
Get the penis door hinge slammermug. by accuratemolester June 13, 2023
Get the doormug. by Railpluto January 3, 2021
Get the Doormug. by JULEMAND666 January 23, 2018
Get the pirate doormug.