The Crushing refers to a pornographic bait video that is has a small niche spread on the internet where two black men smack their asses on someone’s face with a lot of lotion as a sped up version of “Ballin’” plays. It is based off of hood irony and Thug Sauce. The thumbnail is often some kind of bait. If someone mentions “The Crushing”, they are most likely speaking about this.
by Bean Boy. May 22, 2024
Get the The Crushingmug. when a lesbian has a “crush but not really” on a man, often a celebrity.
or, alternatively, when a straight man has a “crush but not really” on another man, often a celebrity
or, alternatively, when a straight man has a “crush but not really” on another man, often a celebrity
“I’m totally man crushing on Pedro Pascal”
“I thought you only liked girls?”
“pedro pascal transcends both gay and straight.”
“I thought you only liked girls?”
“pedro pascal transcends both gay and straight.”
by oprah (yes it’s really me) May 14, 2025
Get the man crushmug. a girl pins a guy down on his stomach with her legs around his waist , then pulls down his pants and spanks him hard.
by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022
Get the spanking crushmug. When you sit down too violently or carelessly, and land on your own gonads. More likely to happen after a hot shower.
"Fancy a coffee, Colin?"
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."
*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*
"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."
*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*
"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."
by TheDudesRug May 9, 2016
Get the Crushed the Eggsmug. A guy that claims to be "street" or "hood" and spends alot of time playing candy crush on his phone.
by Jimsomnia February 10, 2014
Get the crush thugginmug. you: we should talk more lol
him: ok but i don’t really talk to anyone
you: *says something*
him: *opened* 5 hours ago
he’s my crush✨🌶🥲🤡
him: ok but i don’t really talk to anyone
you: *says something*
him: *opened* 5 hours ago
he’s my crush✨🌶🥲🤡
by clown 2.0 January 23, 2021
Get the crushmug. by 3651 May 29, 2024
Get the Super Crushmug.