by A Person #2936363 January 30, 2018
Get the Cracker Jacker mug.The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.
first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth
then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.
first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth
then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.
yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way
well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.
well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.
by JOHN INTERNET GOOD November 8, 2023
Get the avocado cracker ding dong mug.Noun: A damp piece of bread with a glob of cum in the center
Verb: To cum on someone and the stick bread to them with the cum
Verb: To cum on someone and the stick bread to them with the cum
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Keith:Or you need to stop using the white bread to Oyster Crackers every bitch you bring home.
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by Kümloud January 9, 2021
Get the Oyster Cracker mug.Whip crackers in the south. White folks that prefer to kill, hurt or beat black folks. The whip sound is why they were called crackers. The whip sounded like a crack.
Mane these crackers been on our ass for generations, these crackers have killed, raped and enslaved more nationalities of people then any regime in world history.
by Millz November 8, 2021
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Crafted in a custom manner at home using only improvisational techniques and exclusively Caucasians.
by DissociativeK December 30, 2022
Get the cracker crafted mug.Cracker tweak is basically the bath salts of the Midwest. Mostly white people take it so that’s why it isn’t just called tweak
Homeless person: “Hey y’all got some of that cracker tweak?”
Jonny: “No sir, i May be a cracker but I’m not a tweaker.”
Jonny: “No sir, i May be a cracker but I’m not a tweaker.”
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