Canadian Cowboy Hat

A Canadian Cowboy Hat is when you when you wear some who just gave birth's placenta as a hat.

I did a Canadian Cowboy Hat when my wife gave birth to out first-born.

by POROMONHATER1 December 11, 2024

hot canadian syrup

Freshly produced, hot, steamy semen from only the most masculine of Canadian men

I just tapped into Matthew’s hot Canadian syrup for dessert

by Jooooo25 March 4, 2025

canadian board meeting

When a bunch of people leave work at lunch and hit up the stripclub!

"The office is killing me"
"Tony, Bob, Andrew, Derek....let's go its time for a Canadian Board meeting"
"I've had this stack of dollars in my office burning a hole in my desk!"
"Let's hope that dollar burns a hole in a g-string"

by Diabestic January 23, 2015

Canadian Specialty Cookie

Anal sex with a Canadian

“Barry, you’re such a good friend, do you want a Canadian Specialty Cookie ?”

by pybbjkkkk November 8, 2021

canadian television

the big rectangular screen on your shelf that jumpscares you with an amber alert from across the fucking country at midnight

this man is so canadian television

by xenrax June 29, 2024

canadian tramway

When maple syrup is injected into the penile shafts, whilst also coating an erect penis

"Tyler gave me one huge Canadian tramway last night!"

by SLIGE MAN May 11, 2018

Canadian Deadline

A deadline which, if missed, bears no consequences or can be extended indefinitely.

My professor at UofT said we need to hand in our papers by Friday, but we all know that’s a Canadian deadline. I’ll ask for an extension until next month, and come up with some excuse for it.

by Tdotguy September 27, 2025