jacked as shit

When a person thinks that they are really strong with enormous muscles, but in reality they are small.

-Soccer Player: Hey bra, I just maxed out at 140 on bench!

-Football Player: Wow, dude! Ur jacked as shit!

-Soccer Player: I know, right?

by mtnt69 May 8, 2011

Jack Stokes

Small penis guy who's a chunky monkey

HAahaha jack stokes small penis

by smalldickhayden June 23, 2020

Jack Martin

The retarded kid who always does the most stupid things and never learns his lesson. He will jump out of a window and break his leg and say “wow, that was fun”. He is the guy who runs out on a football field naked, he will talk back at a teacher with no remorse, and he will always be this way even when he is in his 40’s he will still be the most immature man you know.

Don’t be such a jack Martin, your gonna get yourself killed.

by Doritokale November 8, 2017

jack tunstall

a tall dickhead who needs to khs

oh jack tunstall can pull down the board

by dickhead jones November 22, 2016

Jack Nugget

Someone Who is very annoying, Stupid only cares about them self.

Trevor's such a Jack Nugget!

Why Am I friends With That Jack Nugget Trevor..

by AriXMiku October 6, 2010

Jack Mission

Masturbating for hours on end while high and/or getting on meth, generally only cumming once at the end.

Hiding from the world, not answering phone calls, watching endless porn sometimes on fast forward, very brief feelings of filth and disgust immediately upon completion.

These are all tell-tale characteristics of a Jack Mission. Pornographic material of some kind is almost always present.

Sometimes abbreviated phonetically as... Jack Mish

"Sorry for lagging, got some new porno movies... been on a Jack Mission."

by GurpNode April 20, 2010

Laughing Jack

A tall, hot, monochrome clown who murders children and stuff them with candy
10/10 would smash.

Person 1: Hey have you heard of Laughing Jack?? I heard he's super scary

Person 2: He's actually super hot. I'd let him rail me even if he killed me after

Person 1: O-0

by Prince_.Jaspy November 2, 2021