by superchill12345 April 08, 2023
If it's to the shoulder from almost ear to ear, but a 1 guard on the sides then it's a Martin City Short-Long... Party in the middle, ain't got time fo'yo'shit on the sides!
by IN THE FACE! November 09, 2021
A pair of pants cut above the knee normally with a front pleat and using the same or similar material as regular business pants or slacks. These are totally acceptable to wear in an office environment in summer normally dressed up with a blouse or collared shirt. Or alternatively girls can wear with leggings in winter.
"Wow check out those sweet business shorts! Who knew you could look so professional whilst also keeping your legs cool in summer?"
by Turkishbattlecanon October 28, 2015
June 15th is the day to beat up short people!
Gregory: Jayson, you know the rules. Come here.
Jayson: WHAT?!
Gregory: *Beats him up*
Jayson: NOOOOOOO! *screams in short people*
Gregory: Jayson, you know the rules. Come here.
Jayson: WHAT?!
Gregory: *Beats him up*
Jayson: NOOOOOOO! *screams in short people*
by CallmeVoid June 16, 2025
Every year, on October 21st, you are granted 5 free passes to throw a person that is 5'8" and under.
Joe- "hey, It's October 21st, sorry Zach, but it's National Throw a Short Person day, and your too short, I have to throw you.
Zach- "Fuck you Joe" - gets yeeted off the loading dock
Zach- "Fuck you Joe" - gets yeeted off the loading dock
by kneegrowinatree September 19, 2023
by Uhhhh_idk- November 09, 2023
by hellotherealloe October 01, 2021