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Five Top

When five baddies are on top of you, performing and alternating sexual acts in different positions. Attendee must complete the performance by ejaculating over all of their faces
Word on the street is that Jake had a five top with the cheerleading team.

The DnD game quickly became a five top as soon as d'Raquala took off her top in a ploy to stun the Grand Master
by regretsword December 17, 2020
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Top Hat

Anyone with a Top Hat is most likely to have burnt down 30 houses during the Great Fire of London, but we don't need to talk about that. Though bad-ass, all of the other oil companies hate 'em. Cool, though.
Oh shoot, it's a Top Hat! Get the gun!
by Sire Top Hat April 6, 2021
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top me

Wanting someone to beat you up
He/She/They can top me any day!
by Teresa83 February 8, 2019
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Top Off

1. To breed with someone of African descent to assimilate some of their genes into one's progeny. Used with the assumption that this will result in desirable physical traits (full lips, curly hair, bronze skin) or African sterotypes (better rhythm, larger penis, better muscle-tone, sports ability).

Usually used by people with some existing negroid admixture.
Check out her nasty thin lips. She should top off on her 'groid.

My phenotype is pretty caucasoid, so if I marry a nice Aethiopid I can top off my blackness without getting maxxed-out features.
by RAS crew November 29, 2006
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fuck top

It's NOT used in Quebec, that's not true. This meaning is written as "foque top" and used ONLY in France. In Quebec, people say and write "fucked up" normally. So don't invent lies please.
- Yo mec, comment ça va mon pote?
- Ça va très foque top (fuck top), merci.

And this is how they would say it in Quebec:
- Hey l'gâ, t'as ben l'air d'une schnoute à matin!
- Bein non, l'cave, chui toutte fucked up là.
by KennethMorrington November 29, 2014
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top banana

Covering your dick in mashed bananas and but fucking someone
by Lamoa March 5, 2019
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Top Shagger WillNE

Will is a square headed shagger that is taller than Memeulous
“Hey bro have you seen the tournament”
“Yeah top Shagger willne ruined it
by Square head 8388 July 5, 2018
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