Shitty Time

A time to shit.

I do believe it's shitty time!

by Shiitasaurus September 27, 2018

Morbin Time

The iconic chatphrase used by Morbius the marvel legend "its morbin time"

Its morbin time

fuck yea

by MorbinMarvelLegend May 31, 2022

time ants

Time ants are theoretically if you went back in time and messed something up it with a paradox of any kind of course this is theoretical BUT if you do go back in time make sure not to change anything.

"I stepped on a bunch of ants that were supposed to rule the earth but now that has changed and more stuff with it i stepped on time ants"

by guythatswellaguy July 14, 2022

closet time

when a guy and a guy get into a closet to engaging in sexual activity in the closet without anybody else knowing while they have a dance party alone.

A: i heard you played seven minutes in heaven with dalton at the party last night

B: oh yeah it was great he is such a good lover im glad we got some closet time

by god of derp October 3, 2011

Pussy Time

A precise moment when a girl is ready for you to take care of her sexual needs.

Her: You were supposed to be here to fuck me at 2:30
Him: Sorry! I’ll set my watch to your pussy time in the future!

by TherealMotorboatinSOB September 23, 2020

Glitter Time

A condition experienced by some men on a monthly basis that may cause irritability, anxiety, depression, headache, and hissy fits. Comparable to menstruation in women.

"My husband threw a fit when I told him we weren't having meatloaf on Monday. I think he's on his Glitter Time."

by Unicornelious June 17, 2016

Time Fucked

When daylight savings time ends and the clocks "fall" back you have trouble grasping the actual time.

Jason: what time is it?
Kristi: 9 o'clock
Jason: The clock says nine so it's an hour earlier.

Kristi: I already changed the clocks.

Jason: Damnit!! I'm time fucked.

by Lil Jensen November 7, 2011