Strawduck

Dumb Fuck or A dumb ass person

What the fuck you doing you poured suger in my tank you strawduck

by SickleCell January 6, 2004

strawberry paddlepop

When a guy looks down on his cock and discovers that its covered in blood because his girlfriend forgot to tell him she was on her period/rags.

Is also known as an ice-cream on a stick.

Dude! My girl Kate gave me a strawberry paddlepop!

WTF! You pulled out your cock and it had period blood all over it?

Yeh dude! The bitch gave me a strawberry paddlepop!

Whatta whore!

by Friday13 August 6, 2010

Strawberry Ice Cream

A really gay guy who can out of the closet since birth. They usually play hard to get and flirt with men. Sometimes wears a hot pink fuzzy scarf. loves the cock. Also hella sassy

Strawberry Ice Cream

by im in school right now no joke April 11, 2019

Strawberry Clock

Coolboyman's first Newgrounds.com account. I personally think Coolboyman is better than Strawberry Clock, even though they are the same person!

PS. Strawberry Clock is NOT the King of the Portal.

by Fizzard the Fly March 18, 2005

Strawberry tic tac

The one night wonder

this girl in grade 9

by it October 27, 2003

Grasping at Straws

Grasping at Straws; a term used to describe a female/male trying to give synchronized handjobs to small dicked men

That chick was a wild one at the party
"She was with Townsend boys at the party. Grasping at straws on the couch in front of the whole party"

by Tony Fn Tone April 21, 2016

Strawser

Complete jackass; aiming towards idiot savant; epitome of jackassery

You're a fucking Strawser!

by Dude677 August 19, 2008