sleep-posting

When you so tired you don't even realize what you posted then past out

I'm a big fat terd and told my aunt that I was sleep-posting in Facebook

by Crazy_kubach July 22, 2016

Sleep

Something you probably looked up at 5:14 AM

I definitely didn't make a definition for sleep at 5:14 AM

by Greg the alien June 4, 2020

sleep

Something i can NEVER get to have because someone thought having homework for every single school in the entire WORLD was a good idea. The homework is always something 5 times harder than what the teacher actually teaches. Don't even ask me about the mid-term and final test. For the 12 people that think im exaggerating, IM NOT.

Me: *Doesn't get to sleep because of homework*
My mom: DO HOMEWORK NOW OR I WILL YEET YOU OUT OF DA WINDOW

by Acuber December 21, 2021

sleep-cheating

When you have a girlfriend and you dream about sex with other bitches

- Yesterday I dreamt about putting my sausage inside Kate Upton's breads
- Dude you have a girlfriend, that's sleep-cheating

by ppapvocab December 31, 2016

<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Everyone, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Everyone, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Everyone, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.

When I’m tired but need a quick tug, I always do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to get up to find tissues.

by J-Hammmy July 29, 2022