Russian disinformation

What you call all stubborn facts that don't agree with your world view

Dude who believes in the earth is flat: yay the earth is flat. I won't believe anything else.

Normal dude: uh it's a scientific fact that the earth is round!

Flat earther: everything you said I disagree with so lets call the fact that the earth is round Russian disinformation! Yay the earth is still flat.

by Sexydimma March 19, 2022

Russian disinformation

An excuse used to quickly delegitimize an allegation being made against you.

I saw those DM‘s in your phone between you and another woman! Are you having an affair?

Naw baby, those DMs ain’t real! That’s Russian disinformation!

by Jewalz2002 October 23, 2020

russian prison

when you’re low key trying to say she’s a hoe....

“omg, she’s been through a russian prison!”

by itztayler November 09, 2017

Russian Paint Job

When you quickly lick from a woman’s butthole to her vagina and repeat back and forth. Use your tongue like a paint brush and move quickly because your are rushin’

I gave my tinder date a Russian paint job when we came back to my place.

by James Franklin 512 February 26, 2022

Russian skinny jeans

Tight tapered track pants worn typically by soccer players or overweight middle aged russian men. Complemented usually by a borscht-stained whife beater and a gold chain.

Boris drank too much vodka and soiled his Russian skinny jeans.

by theejaybles December 11, 2016

russian haircut

a prank, commonly pulled by students at school, involving the act of rubbing the bent knuckles of the index and middle fingers aggressively against the surface of the scalp, resulting in a friction burn caused by the pulling of the skin of the scalp and the pulling of the hair

on international culture day at school, many were fascinated when listening to igor’s presentation on russian culture, except that changed after his demonstration of the russian haircut.

by yggLLd March 14, 2020

Russian Lemonade

A practice during anal sex in which the man takes a massive piss inside the woman's ass, takes his dick out after, and lets her squirt the piss out of her ass into a glass

David: Last night me and my gf had a glass of Russian Lemonade after I fucked her in the ass, it tasted like shit and ass but I liked it

Jose: Why the fuck am I friends with you?

by thatytdude August 02, 2024