by Ryangoslingpub May 5, 2019
Get the ring packet mug.The theory that a woman with a nose ring (particularly a septum piercing) creates and often has a personally defined by personal trauma, a need to prove she's "authentic", disagreeableness, and far leftism. Often masculine men perceive these women as something to avoid.
Man 1: Hey bro, that girl over there is pretty cute. Should I show her the rizz?
Man 2: Keep walking bud! Have you heard of nose ring theory? She looks like the prize bull at the county fair.
Man 2: Keep walking bud! Have you heard of nose ring theory? She looks like the prize bull at the county fair.
by Obeflow August 27, 2025
Get the Nose Ring Theory mug.The Midwestern Ring of Fire is a party trick in which you shove three to four raccoons up your ass, along with some medium to spicy salsa, and just hold on for dear life.
by batfucker69 October 17, 2023
Get the Midwestern Ring of Fire mug.If a Male has a Nose Ring he is almost certainly a Leftist cuck and a White Knight. He will constantly argue for far Left ideology. Indulges in things like polyamory and awful tattoos. Should be avoided by any means.
“There it is - the Male Nose Ring Theory in action”
“He’s going to tell us about Third Wave Feminism isnt he?”
“He’s going to tell us about Third Wave Feminism isnt he?”
by Ebloodsports September 17, 2025
Get the Male Nose Ring Theory mug.When a guy cums in another guys mouth and then he spits it into the ejaculators ass and proceeds to slide his dick in. This formation of cum on his dick is known as an Elden Ring.
by Brauztin June 20, 2024
Get the Elden Ring mug.One of those annoying boyfriends who 'accidentally' slips out during a spot of doggy. He then pretends he's having trouble finding the right spot to put it back in and nudges the back door repeatedly until you either slam it closed or grudgingly acquiesce.
by Dan G Erous August 29, 2016
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