little potato man

Jacksepticeye's friend in Papers Please

Hello, Little Potato Man, you're the one that always causes trouble.

by Weeping_Harmony October 4, 2017

White Blanched Potato

A person who is so pastie white and thinks they can get anyone they desire but in reality, they are ugly and full of themselves. They jack off so much that their dick doesn't work properly but still make it worse every night.

Wow my Ex is such a White Blanched Potato!

by Gay Violet December 16, 2019

baked potato holder

Holds baked potatoes

Wow, I ought to buy me a new baked potato holder!

by SwaggyPotato214 January 23, 2017

Orange Potato Banana

A potato banana, flavored like and orange

My friends and I made an Orange Potato Banana with a side of a fried waffle maker.

by Banana man Pro September 3, 2019

potato chip player

Basically, the backseat driver of video gaming. It is the annoying guy that sits next to you on the couch munching potato chips while incoherently jabbering about what you "should" be doing and playing grabsies with your controller.

he doesn't ever share the chips either.

"move left" ...munch much... "you know...you go in that door...you get a free life dude" ...munch munch...

"you're such a potato chip player!"

by wateriestfire September 1, 2007

Mashed potato chin

The fat underneath the chin most notably seen when one lowers their head.

Damn she's got a bad mashed potato chin. Did you see it when she was looking down?

by LJ Mic June 24, 2009

Abusive Potato Syndrome

A human that becomes a potato that rolls around screaming and sprouts arms and legs at one point. The cure is to eat five peanuts every day for 360 days. When becoming a potato, eat that human fast before they reproduce and try to kill you with their mini potato children.

Mother: Omg! My son is a potato! Doctor help what do I do?

Doctor: Eat him, it’s too late he has the abusive potato syndrome.

by A goddamn god April 11, 2019