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Angry pirate

When a male and female are having sex and he ejaculates in her eye and kicks her in the shin. She then will be walking around going arrrrghhh
Last night my man made me an angry pirate
by HorseGlue February 25, 2019
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Eyeball Pirates

- A business or person who engages in walled garden business models that deny users the ability to link to and follow content outside of the walled garden.

- A form of brute force attention capture and retention
Instagram is nothing but an eyeball pirates operation.

Eyeball pirates are the worst doom scroll source.
by jcjnyc2 February 25, 2025
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Sweaty Pirate

during a particularly vigorous session of intercourse the partner on top drips sweat into his/her partner's eye causing her/him to close the eye and moan arrrgh!
Bill is such a sweaty bed monkey, last night he gave me a sweaty pirate!
by Golden Rod February 22, 2010
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Post Pirating

Post Pirating, when you Post a status on a social media site, and someone status bombs you and all of the sudden, everyone is answering that Status bomb instead of the original post. You've now been a victim of "Post Pirating".
Dave says on Facebook:Check out my new Whip!
Jose posts in the comments section: Yea, I want a new one, but I just bought this killer Jet, and we're having a Mile High party on it this weekend....
Every one else posts: Oooh, can we go Jose? What time? What should we wear? How long is the flight? What color is the Jet? Does the Jet have shag carpet? Will Shaq be there?
Dave says: WTF Jose, quit Post Pirating! Get your own Post!
by DavidNVegas February 3, 2014
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Booty Pirate

Another name for a Brown noser
A man plowing ass,nose first on his knees working hard for that raise/promotion
Look at David he's been a booty pirate ever since he found out the boss was going to promote somebody.He has followed the boss everywhere he went all morning.
by Happyavacado April 20, 2024
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Pirate Flag

The equivalent of ten red flags. If someone flies a Pirate Flag upon initial meeting, it is likely they are not just a warning but a full blown, danger - is - on - the horizon kind of situation. Proceed with extreme caution. Typically associated with Frankies or someone who wears shark slides.
Frankie gave me a Pirate Flag while cooking in the parking lot.
by k27g August 28, 2024
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pirate watch

to watch digital content illegally obtained.
Jim: I saw that new Westworld series on HBO during the free preview weekend.
Matt: Is it good?
Jim: So good I am going to have to pirate watch it because I'm too cheap to buy HBO.
by PearlDiddy October 10, 2016
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