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real horseshoe crab hours

it means molly wants to have sex with you
yes it is definitely real horseshoe crab hours ray”
by getownedmollylol June 29, 2019
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Real Life Auto correct

Real Auto Correct also Know as RAC is when your otp with a Female Or With one of your boys an You Say something But it comes Out Different Just Like Auto Correct But way worse most of the time when RAC happens you Say Sum Fucked Up or Just weird DONT TRY TO TAKE OUR SHIT LAMES.
-AlexnBrycon ✍️
“Foo Your gay asf” Mybad Myboy That was Real Life auto Correct .
“Ima Tryna be up in your BestFriends guts “
My bad dawg Yk I meant I just Wanna Hug
by AlexnBryson-_- January 27, 2020
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dinosaur shaped world is real!

this is what the earth is shaped like. if you disagreeeee i will do swear word
swearword is not good
i writed this in school
the earth is shaped like a dinosaur
isnt it velociraptor?
shut the fuck up
dinosaur shaped world is real!
by multi retarded boy October 5, 2020
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watch out real quick!

what you use to get pass a person quickly not necessarily in your way but you still want to be a an asshole
me: (passing through a group of people) ey watch out real quick! dawg. my bad i didn't mean

Them: (murmering) Dick head
by Xxcyclonexx March 2, 2017
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Aliens are real but votes aren't

Is a short line from the "an honest 2020 christmas song by malinda". It gives us a point of view where in the pentagon officialy releases UFO videos which is out of this world (pun not intended) and on the other hand trump states that votes aren't real.
Aliens are real but votes aren't
-Trump

Us:🤦 ♂️🤦 ♂️🤦 ♂️
by Lemmon December 16, 2020
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Just like in real life

A sarcastic statement to express the absurdity or irony of a situation
Jump off the cliff and respawn, and it'll put you where you need to go. Just like in real life
by Onandonandomnom October 30, 2018
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no u isn't a real comback

it means that no u isn't a real comback so you can't say no u
by S3mper December 12, 2018
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