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smart phone dump

Using smart while moving your bowels causing you to spend longer that required squating on the turd catcher
I took a smart phone dump earler , took me two hours to realise i only had to piss
by Joe O'Regan November 24, 2015
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Phone

What a fucking retard you are if you are asking your phone that... :)
What a PHONE
by higytuhyuyf June 16, 2019
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phone vibe

When spending time with a person/people doesn’t actually involve spending time with each other and instead everyone just looks at their phones in silence.

Kinda lame
Μy friend Marshal is always on his phone, he’s a total phone vibe.

I wouldn’t have come to this party if I knew it was just gonna be a phone vibe.
by stevoooooo December 1, 2023
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Skin Tone Bone Phone

EVP INPUT/OUTPUT RANGE 26 HZ MORE OR LESS TO 0 HZ
My skin tone bone phone where my bodily hairs pick up zenharmonic vibrations is me and resides at about 26 hz and below. Some times in the past; I’ve felt abused at this range of hearing and output vibrations so maybe just yah knows leave me alone with my peepholes ;)

“”ALSO WE NEED TO SCHEDULE NEUROLEPTICS LIKE THEY ARE HEROIN, BONE PHONE SKINTONE LEAVE ME THE F ALONE” - Ma Rappa
by The Late Nite Undertow January 19, 2023
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phone-flip

the act in where you quickly snatch a cell phone of an unsuspecting victim and flipping it around so that the back of the phone is facing the user. the phone-flip is best used during texing.
Luke: Hey bro i just phone-fliped the hell out of my girlfriend!
Carlo: You're such a poooos!
by My-Latte-Floats-Hard October 28, 2012
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It not I’d my phone hates

Internet slang for when an iPhone humorously autocorrects a text message, see also All Your Base Are Belong to Us
Dang sorry for that text "It not I’d my phone hates"
by TaxMan73 May 28, 2025
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Business Phone

When in the stage of talking on snapchat with 20 or more girls your phone is classified as the term Business Phone. Just snapping and not trying to get anywhere but merely sending pictures of your face back and forth is not a Business Phone. Your end goal most of the time is to get as much sex from different girls as possible (Annino method). In some cases you are narrowing down the possibility to who you want to date (Leavitt method).

What is the talking stage?

The talking stage is when both parties are interested in each other they have gone on a date or two, and yet they both still want to explore their options before picking theirs.

Both methods use the talking stage in different ways.

The Leavitt Method uses it as getting to know the girl and flirt and see how she responds and the male wants to pursue a future with them.

The Annino Method used it as a way to make the girl feel safe and then she opens up and soon enough the male has gotten his dick wet and they aren’t even in a relationship.

WARNING: The Business Phone is a cruel business and not meant for the mental stability of some people.

saying this for legal reasons.

I do not condone anyone trying what is said in this definition.
Jarret has girls at his house every night. I heard his Business Phone is bigger than 100 girls
by Patrick McMurphy August 12, 2021
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