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Nuber

A person who works as an uber, but is nude while driving the vehicle.

A Nuber is also oftenly gay, which just makes it better, to be honest.
Imagine having to hurry to the airport, you take the nearest cab, and when you open then door, sit down, and ask to go to the airport, a nude man/woman/person turns around and acts like a normal uber, driving you to your location, while dropping weird comment or mumble weird songs

(for example: "you look like my grandma if she was a reptile and hot but ugly and homosexual" also "hur hur hurhur hur hur hur hur hur hurrrr hur hur hurhur hur hur hur hurr")
"why do you feel uncomfortable?"
"because i just met a very sexy Nuber"
"why would that make you uncomfortable"
"it's a Nuber, you idiot"
"wow that's rude"
"fuck you"
by agaggaluka no me l September 8, 2023
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This is my new numbee hmu
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nubert

To do something wrong over and over again without learning anything
I tried cooking pasta but i nubert it.
by TheOneNubert December 20, 2023
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numeretical

when people shuts door on your face when your shooting a grenade launcher
danny is being a numeretical
by numeretical November 14, 2023
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NUMBPROMISES

The state of not caring anymore whatever any girl promises or says to you
Eva: I want to have a life with you, u are cute,i always going to be there for you.
You(with your homies): hahahaha this bitch thinks im believing all the shit she says, NUMBPROMISES
You (to her:) you dont even care for me anymore and come to say this, NUMBPROMISES
by drifterself November 18, 2023
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Numerology

A science that promises Energy in Numbers
Guy: Yo Girl, what is your numerology so we can see if we match?

Girl: Dude thats pathetic you just try to smash...
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Numbelbrain

Someone who has a holllowhead
“You Numbelbrain”
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