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noah

Noah is the kindest guy you will ever meet. He loves music and Irelyn. He will always rizz up every girl near him almost immediately. He will also try to be your best friend whether you like him or not (but how could you not like him).
person: he do you know Noah
stranger: of course I know Noah he's the best
person: I know right
by CalebMcCormick09.lax March 21, 2023
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noah

noah is short and yum and hot
noah is hot and yum defined
by NoahFienyyyyyyyy October 21, 2020
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noah nap

When a person takes a ridiculous amount of naps throughout the day.
This is the fifth time name has taken a Noah nap today. They probably should quit drinking.
by Korndog82 May 23, 2024
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Noah 2g

A large yet feminine man who is often power lifting on only his chest or listening/watching rocky. He tends to never agree with anything you say and always has great ideas. Sometimes he makes odd noises and his favorite outfit are his true lacrosse shorts and his ohio sweatshirt. Don’t be scared by noahs looks he make look big but on the inside he’s a pussy. Quote “Shut the fuck up i’ll beat the shit out of you”.
Who took the 45 pounds plates! Oh it was probably Noah 2g.
by Noah G fanpage October 2, 2021
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noah wosner

a jewish teen guy with killer pick up lines , 4 meter long dick, and a hot mom.Also tall af with the height of lebron james
girl: look its noah wosner im dying
girl's friend: how do you like him he spreads do many rumours
by liveglassesverb April 10, 2023
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Noah

Noah is a caring, loyal and trustworthy boyfriend to have. He will look after you and support you through any tough stage of ur life. He tends to be really hot and good at rugby, if you ever manage to pull a noah you’re very lucky cuz he’s a keeper. His type is usually small, blonde and feisty❤️
God I love noah he’s just perfect
by Shister James April 21, 2019
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Noah

Noah, this is for you especially. Girls go crazy for Noah. Noah is humorous, kind, entertaining, hardworking, and very good looking. Noah is loved by so much and if you know a Noah, never let go of them because they are so very special. Noah is amazing, fun, and has the best personality. Noah is one of the greatest dudes you could find as a fantastic significant other, caring brother, sweet brother, and just a charming friend you might accidentally fall for. Not to mention his politeness. He could be the one for you, never leave this dude. He may act immature sometimes but he is mature just as much as a 43 year old man. The dude is strong to go through anything mentally and physically. He's too talented for you to understand if you were to ever trash him. He could be wise, calming, and so helpful. To some it all up, just never let go to somebody named Noah. You'll regret it. For. Ever.
"Noah how do you get so many girls on your back and yet still only like one?"

"Noah, you have such beautiful eyes and gorgeous curls, it's crazy."

"Noah, baby, I love you so damn much."

"Noah, you're gonna be okay. I promise."
by dylan :3 January 29, 2020
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