nick larkin

A man's butthole that tastes very tangy, much like a lemon.

I was giving Larry a rim job yesterday, and he had a Nick Larkin!

by RarePepeMaster May 3, 2015

Pulling a Nick Martinez

When you lie so much that you believe your own lies while having some stank breathe.

Yo I heard you never fucked that girl last night.
"Nah man I was just pulling a nick martinez"

Yooooo what did u eat your breathe stinks!!!!
"Shit i must've pulled a nick martinez.

by Area516 May 7, 2019

Nick

Hoe

That nick is gay

by The man of correct statements December 31, 2018

Nick

Nick is a rowdy individual who rides electric camels in his free time. Nick is a generous friend when it comes to sharing his tree *insert Winkie face* ‘Nick is not ick and tends to take naps in odd places. Such as Albuquerque New Mexico, Siberia (yes), in on Jeffrey Epsteins island. A fun fact about Nick is that his pack of lemurs are called a conspiracy because they conspire how to get things in groups. Be like Nick.

Me and Nick were smoking some tree with a conspiracy of lemurs in Albuquerque, New Mexico. It was so lit.

by #KnotRëganfromARC520 August 23, 2022

Nick

A person named “Nick”.

Usually, works behind the scenes and is NOT the kind of person to go on Urban Dictionary to write this because there’s a current fad on Instagram going on where you find your name on Urban Dictionary and then upload it to your story.

“Hi, I’m Nick. As in, the name Nick”.

by DefinitelynotnamedNick November 22, 2021

Nick

Some asshole who will steal your bagel

You know nick that asshole who stole my bagel

by Croissant7362 July 6, 2020

nick

if your name is nick you have an ABSOLUTELY HUGE COCK and you’re gay (im nick btw)

my name is nick. wanna suck my cock?

by monstynoodle December 3, 2025