Moons over My Hammy

A tinder-friendly way to ask for a titty fuck.

Moons over my hammy and chill?

by Asheanra Calvin-Beasley-Moritz May 10, 2016

Moon

Something some people want to change.

Most people didn't really think much about what all the moon did for the oceans, or why, but they thought it was a good thing the moon was around. Except the dork girl that wanted to blow it straight to Jupiter, since the rubble would start to orbit around Jupiter and bring Jupiter more attention via pictures. It would bring her more money and relevance/power if they gave her the money, and she even claimed that she would match every dollar they paid her, since that would just be more money for her.

by The Original Agahnim June 17, 2021

Moon

A very nice guy who makes other people's days by being themselves, that meaning they're kind, sweet and nice to talk to. Great friend to have around.

A: Moon is such a nice guy.
B: I know right? He's such a sweetheart.

by Ramsesss April 15, 2021

Moon pig

Used to describe those heavy in the gut, ass, face, arms, and fingers.

Hey, look at that moon pig. He's such a lard ball.

by Mkbiggin March 16, 2018

Colonize the moon

Code For :

Anal Sex

Hey did you take Iris’s Virginity yet?

No She only let me Colonize the moon.

by Rooster Poppo September 26, 2018

Crescent Moon

The act of beating off in a king sized bed with 5 other men licking your asshole and one other man licking your nipples.

The boys and I performed the Crescent Moon with no adult supervision.

by ErectAndDisfunctional_36 April 22, 2022

Moon Rod

A frozen turd rapped in foil.

Those moon rods Johnny has are awesome.

by Diamond Dick Dave December 12, 2017