Marla May

That one teacher who teaches blow off classes such as Marketing, Advertising, Business, ect. in high school, but takes them seriously as if any of her students cared. She is also prone to tell you about her problems in order to get you to feel bad about her life, and will precede to get offended if you ask her about her miserable life.

Despite her community college education and low teacher wages she might tell you that you're gonna be nothing in life, while she pretends to be sophisticated.

Marla May: "I have to drive two hours in traffic to get my dog who has cancer, and two weeks to live to the vet."
Student#1: "What kind of dog is it?"

Marla May: "You're an insensitive piece of crap, and you're not gonna go anywhere in life."

Student#1: "But I have an A in this class."

by KingwoodMoms May 25, 2018

May 5

National give your gf neck kisses day😍

Gf: Why did you kiss my neck?
Bf: Bc its may 5

by Drunkdazedjungwon May 4, 2021

May 18

May 18 is the national Sex day

Hey bro, its may 18, you know what that means right? you gotta fuck your partner today

by Mayooman120 May 18, 2022

May, 21st

IT'S THE OFFLICIAL NXCKGXAMER DAY WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

You: HEY IT'S THE NXCKGXAMER DAY MAY, 21ST!!!!
Anyone: WAT REALLY??? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!

by Nick the anyone June 22, 2021

May 21

national pop a titty for anyone who askes

boy: yo pop a titty?
girl: no why
boy: it’s May 21

girl: oh bet all my girl pop a titty on may 21

by bias May 21, 2022

bailey may

The best dude you'll yang out with but also can be a girl

Bailey may is the coolest

by Plate of beans April 20, 2018

26th may

pat your shortest friend on the head day

*pats short friends head*

Them- wtf ..whyd you do that
Me- it's the 26th may ??? its pat your shortest friend on the head day :)

by YMDLL May 4, 2022